Pepperoni Vigilante
Nov 27th at 7PM
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A Domino’s delivery driver, to some super cool dickhead strangling his lady friend in the Vons parking lot: “Hey! Stop that!”
Super cool dickhead: “What the fuck did you say to me?!”
Delivery driver: “Stop that or I’ll call the police! Don’t do that!”
Super cool dickhead: “Are you fucking CRAZY? That’s MY wife! That bitch is MY wife!”
Delivery driver: “I don’t care man! You shouldn’t do that!”
Wife (crying): “Thank you…..thank you…”
Tip your delivery drivers, they might be fighting crime between houses.
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